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A space man from Saturn has supposedly been made out on a small number of occasions by Abenaquis Dam after midnight staring at the water.
An extremely large finch may regularly be noticed relaxing on a sofa in a home in Anson.
An ET from another part of the galaxy may be witnessed often striding from house to house at night on an Anson avenue.
The martian technician of an alien spaceship has every now and then been seen rummaging around in a closet in the bedroom of an Anson mobile home very late at night.
The phantom of a man having half his head absent has supposedly been noticed on a handful of instances calling out names down near the water at Old Point.
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Ghost Sightings From Anson
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Ghost Sightings From Anson
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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