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These are some lies we made up about Andover.
An ET from outer space is now and then witnessed walking a Sheepdog at midnight on a shadowy Andover lane.
A massive ox has been said to have been made out on a small number of occasions at Middle Dam late at night looking at the vista.
The ghost of a teenage girl may every now and then be witnessed devouring a fish by the water at Richardson Lake. One of the residents strongly declares that this ghost is that of a local resident who resided here in Andover some decades ago.
The ghost of a woman having half her head missing has frequently been observed on the summit of Black Cat Mountain before sunrise studying the view. Some of the folks who live in this town assert this ghost loves scaring folks who are fearless enough to disrupt the tranquility in Andover. One thing's for certain, it's a chilling ghost that should be kept away from.
A character with a skeleton face in dark robes is frequently observed late in the night stopping by C Bluff. Anyhow, it sure is a creepy ghost that is better not interrupted.
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Ghost Sightings From Andover
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Ghost Sightings From Andover
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
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