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These are some lies we made up about Alfred.
Johann Sebastian Bach has supposedly been observed on several instances pulling a corpse across the dirt in Alfred Historic District in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial from space can now and then be observed seeking someone by The Heath.
A space invader was seen in a house in Alfred.
The ghost of a young-looking woman soaked in blood came into sight climbing a lofty tree in Massabesic Experimental Forest at the stroke of midnight. This particular ghost has been observed frequently in this area. Locals claim that this ghost loves scaring unwise people who are courageous enough to disrupt the serenity in Alfred.
The martian captain of a UFO was noticed pacing by a secluded highway near Alfred.
A space invader from planet Pluto was spotted coming into sight in a mirror.
A giant otter was made out by Bartlett Brook flickering a lamp.
A space alien from deep space has often been made out thinking
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in a plastic boat on Bartlett Pond.
A Triceratops is frequently perceived staring at the water by Goodall-Sanford Dam very late at night.
A space alien has been perceived on several instances on the peak of Beaver Hill in the early morning hours before sunrise studying the vista.
A gargantuan ox may regularly be seen in the early
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morning hours before sunrise soaring over The Plains.
A gentleman with a large hole through his torso may be observed time and again before dawn rushing after a passing Pontiac on a murky road right next door to Alfred.
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Ghost Sightings From Alfred
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Ghost Sightings From Alfred
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
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