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These are some lies we made up about Albion.
The ghost of a man holding a sword is every so often noticed by a lady camping at a campground near Albion. People here who have noticed this ghost allege this ghost loves frightening unwise people who have the nerve to disrupt the tranquility in Albion.
A lady with maggots crawling out of her ears is rumored to have been noticed on a handful of occasions smoking a pipe at Mill Stream Dam after midnight. In any event, it's undeniably a terrifying ghost that you wouldn't wish to meet at night.
An alien voyager from the cosmos may now and then be observed struggling out of Fowler Bog drenched in slime very late at night.
The spirit of a female with a knife in her head has often been distinguished in the middle of Beaver Brook trying to find something. No matter what, this is a bad ghost that any sane person wouldn't wish to bump into.
A female with the head of a goblin is repeatedly made out sniveling up on the top of Baker Hill. No matter what people exclaim, it's a chilling ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
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Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
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