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These are some lies we made up about Acton.
A massive salamander is frequently distinguished traveling on a bicycle on a shady highway near Acton.
A space alien from planet Pluto has been observed on a handful of instances at Balch Pond Outlet Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise trashing a box.
A gargantuan mongoose may be spotted frequently seeking a box beside the water's edge at Balch Pond.
A sizeable creepy monster has occasionally been witnessed going for a late-night bath at Great East Lake Beach.
A gigantic beaver is once in a while made out at Branch Brook at midnight hurling pieces of wood into the flow.
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Ghost Sightings From Acton
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Ghost Sightings From Acton
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
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