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A woman having the head of a leprechaun is repeatedly made out on the top of Buck Hill before sunrise monitoring the vista.
A colossal mountain goat has been distinguished on a handful of occasions gazing furiously at the onlooker near the water at Towne Cove.
A gargantuan gnu may frequently be spotted going out of control by Bennett Brook.
A gigantic turtle may be noticed frequently struggling out of Dennin Swamp drenched in filth at night.
A woman carrying her head beside her arm has every so often been seen playing a melody on a flute in an Abbot flat.
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So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
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