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These are some lies we made up about Woods Hole.
Socrates has allegedly been witnessed on frequent instances before sunrise fluttering across Parker Flats.
A giant waterbuck can often be seen by Gate of Canso guzzling blood from a beaker.
A space invader from another world may be observed repeatedly going through a bookshelf in the living room of a Woods Hole building before sunrise.
A huge cougar is every so often spotted downing paint by the shore at Black Beach.
A massive porpoise has been said to have been perceived on many occasions sitting at a table in a Woods Hole building.
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Ghost Sightings From Woods Hole
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Ghost Sightings From Woods Hole
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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