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These are some lies we made up about Wilmington.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was made out taking a late-night dip at Silver Lake Town Beach.
An alien traveler from outer space was perceived excavating a crater in Ackerson Playground in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An alien from another part of the galaxy has often been seen in the early morning hours before sunrise exploring Shaker Glen in detail.
Napoleon Bonaparte is repeatedly seen slurping blood from a mug by Bear Meadow Brook.
The extraterrestrial technician of an alien spaceship has allegedly been witnessed on one or two instances in a Wilmington area clothing store, strolling the aisles.
The phantom of an elderly Indian chief can frequently be perceived by Ames Pond Dam at midnight looking at the water. A local man claims that this ghost might be a celebrated days gone by inhabitant of Wilmington.
An martian vacationer from deep space may be spotted over and over again flinging
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chunks of concrete into Aberjona Pond at midnight.
A huge cheetah has now and then been perceived staring at the panorama from the peak of Ames Hill late at night.
An extraterrestrial from deep space is from time to time spotted carving a gap in the earth in Willard Woods around midnight.
A Brachiosaurus may from time to time be
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seen sitting at the dining table in a Wilmington home trying to find something.
The ghost of an aged cleaning lady has frequently been perceived wandering through a residence in Wilmington. In any case, it without a doubt is a terrifying ghost that is better not upset.
A giant zebra is often seen weeping by Cedar Swamp.
A colossal puppy is known to have been noticed on a handful of occasions riding on a mare by a road in close proximity to Wilmington.
A colossal prairie dog can regularly be seen pacing through an apartment right next door to Wilmington.
An ET may be distinguished very often walking through a Wilmington area churchyard.
The alien crew member of a flying saucer has every now and then been spotted startling people alongside a deserted highway next to Wilmington at night.
A black as coal crow that shifted shape into a lady is every so often spotted calling people's names right by Bradley Palmer State Park. One of the residents determinedly alleges that this ghost is the undead spirit
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of a former Wilmington local. Regardless of what, this ghost indisputably is scary; one that you wouldn't want to meet in the early morning hours.
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Ghost Sightings From Wilmington
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Ghost Sightings From Wilmington
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
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