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The extraterrestrial captain of an unidentified flying object has repeatedly been spotted carrying a human skull down near the water at Meadow Pond.
Plato is repeatedly witnessed on the peak of Bad Lands around midnight glancing at the vista.
The ghost of a woman with a sack bound around her head may often be seen in the rear seat of a Dodge by the driver catching a glimpse of the ghost in his rear view mirror at night. In any event, it's a chilling ghost that is rather not disturbed.
An enormous dromedary has every so often been witnessed checking out Purgatory Chasm in detail around midnight.
A giant dugong is sometimes witnessed in Sutton State Forest at midnight chopping down a big tree.
A gigantic monkey has allegedly been perceived on a handful of occasions at Blackstone River Dam around midnight moving orbs about.
A space alien from Pluto was distinguished appearing creepy in Central Woolen Mills District around midnight.
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semi translucent gentleman dressed as the captain of a craft came into view in a motor boat on Pout Pond looking crossly at the witness. Scared by the watchers the ghost faded away into the darkness. A local claims that this ghost is that of a person who lived here in Whitinsville long ago. No matter what, it undeniably is a chilling ghost that you
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would not want to bump into in the early morning hours.
A sizeable creepy ghost was spotted gardening in the side garden of a flat in Whitinsville. When seen the ghost came close to the viewer who then ran off.
A big frightening giant appeared taking a rest on the floor in a trailer in Whitinsville.
A huge mouse was noticed by Bond Hollow Swamp piling pebbles.
The spirit of a strapped up gentleman has repeatedly been seen gulping blood from a jar in the center of Aldrich Brook.
The ghost of a bum is regularly noticed looking for a picture beneath a streetlight in Whitinsville.
A massive budgerigar is rumored to have been seen on many instances wandering from apartment to apartment around midnight on a Whitinsville lane.
An ET from space may frequently be seen browsing through a fridge in the kitchen of a Whitinsville apartment in the early morning hours before sunrise.
Vincent van Gogh can be noticed repeatedly in Blackstone River Valley National Heritage Corridor outside the ranger station smoking a cigar.
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What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
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