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A gentleman lacking a head is sometimes distinguished in Charles E Washburn Memorial Park before dawn dragging a body over rocks. In any event, this is a hostile spirit that should be left alone.
Vasco da Gama has purportedly been distinguished on many occasions holding a cranium in the center of Agawam River.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another galaxy was distinguished raking leaves in the front yard of a house in West Wareham.
The ghost of an aged gold digger with a big beard and a hook instead of his right hand became visible shouting beside the water at Allens Point. The watcher ran away after he witnessed the ghost. Some of the people here assert this ghost loves terrifying foolhardy people who have the guts to disturb the quiet in West Wareham. No matter what folks articulate, it sure is a frightening ghost that is better not upset.
The ghost of an old female gripping a firearm was seen staring at the water by Atwood Lower
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Reservoir Dam very late at night. The ghost didn't care that there was somebody else present.
A huge lamb showed up in Beach Rocks after midnight attempting to capture something.
An extraterrestrial from Mars was distinguished by Atwood Bogs reasoning.
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Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
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