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These are some lies we made up about West Springfield.
An alien may be made out time and again being carried by a Harley on a gloomy road close to West Springfield.
The martian pilot of an alien spaceship has sometimes been witnessed in an apartment in West Springfield.
A colossal tapir is rumored to have been made out on many instances in a West Springfield mobile home.
The ghost of a gentleman sporting an army outfit can every now and then be seen smoking a pipe on the shore of Bearhole Reservoir. No matter what, this ghost undeniably is frightening; one that is better not messed with.
Ludwig van Beethoven has repeatedly been witnessed reading a newspaper in Bush Notch in the early morning hours.
A space invader from planet Saturn is often distinguished looking down into the water at Big Island at midnight.
A space invader from another galaxy has purportedly been witnessed on a handful of instances weeping by Fourmile Brook.
A knight's armor from the middle ages with
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no person inside may frequently be seen staring in Ames Hill-Crescent Hill Historic District at the stroke of midnight. Whatever people verbalize, it's a creepy ghost that you don't want to come across around midnight.
A colossal civet may be witnessed very frequently on the highest spot of Buck Hill late at night watching the scenery.
An
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ET is from time to time distinguished climbing a high tree in Jesse F Smith Memorial Forest at the stroke of midnight.
A half transparent guy outfitted as the skipper of a boat has allegedly been made out on a few instances visiting Frog Hole late in the night. If you listen to the locals, this phantom likes terrifying people who are brave enough to disrupt the quiet in West Springfield.
The ghost of a youthful man having on a confederate uniform can every now and then be witnessed glugging down water from South Hadley Falls at midnight.
The ghost of a tied up man was observed wandering by a desolate road right next door to West Springfield. When the observer appeared the phantom fled.
An alien tourist from another planet was made out attempting to conceal a body in Great Marsh before dawn.
An ET from planet Saturn emerged looking furiously at the witness at Arm Brook Dam before sunrise.
The ghost of a hobo was observed coming into view in a closet mirror. The phantom spoke about revenging a slaying. According
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to what the local residents argue, this ghost may be the soul of a local who passed away here in West Springfield some decades ago.
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Ghost Sightings From West Springfield
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Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
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