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A female with a partially see-through body was observed flinging boulders into Great Pond before dawn. The observer fled when he set eyes on the ghost.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead was spotted standing by a secluded highway near West Hatfield. The spirit unmoved that there was somebody other near.
A space invader from the cosmos is frequently observed up on the apex of Baker Hill flinging chunks of concrete.
An extremely large mustang is rumored to have been observed on numerous occasions ascending out of Great Swamp drenched in mud in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of an old man with a huge gray mustache can repeatedly be distinguished at Sandy Beach trashing a photo. In any event, it's undoubtedly a frightening ghost that should be kept away from.
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Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
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