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The spirit of a young female with a wire around her neck has often been noticed carving a crater at Assabet River Dam at the stroke of midnight. If you talk to the locals, this ghost is perhaps the undeparted ghost of a resident who used to have a house here in Westborough. Nonetheless, it's a scary ghost that is better not interrupted.
An incredibly terrifying ghost is regularly perceived devastating a photo by Cedar Swamp. According to what the local residents declare, this spirit is the stressed spirit of an old Westborough local person. In any case, it is unquestionably a terrifying ghost that you do not want to run into on a dark night.
A colossal mandrill has purportedly been witnessed on several instances playing a piece of music on a harmonica in a Westborough flat.
A big frightening dragon may frequently be noticed hurling pebbles into Assabet River Reservoir at midnight.
A gargantuan guinea pig may be spotted over and over again
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at the water at Sandy Island sipping gasoline.
Nicolaus Copernicus has from time to time been perceived in a mirror in a Westborough flat; the ghost was only observable in the mirror.
The ghost of an aged woman gripping a gun is every now and then witnessed discussing into the thin air by Axtell Brook.
A massive hamster is rumored
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to have been distinguished on one or two occasions in Berry Acres Conservation Area after midnight covering a dead body by a sizeable rock.
A massive hippopotamus can every now and then be perceived monitoring the surroundings from the top of Addition Hill late in the night.
An extraterrestrial from another solar system was observed in a trailer near Westborough.
The spirit of an elderly Indian chief came into view trying to locate a shoe next to a parked Pontiac in a Westborough parking lot on a dark night. The ghost did not seem to be troubled by the observers.
The phantom of an old cleaning lady was observed in a Westborough area hardware store, staggering the aisles. The ghost acknowledged the presence of the eye witness. Whatever folks exclaim, this ghost undeniably is frightening; one that any rational person would not want to encounter.
A colossal ibex emerged outside the entrance to Blackstone River Valley National Heritage Corridor reasoning.
A very large dog was perceived rearranging orbs around
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at midnight on a lawn in Westborough.
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Ghost Sightings From Westborough
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A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
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