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These are some lies we made up about Wenham.
A giant monkey emerged by Beverly Reservoir Dam at night gazing at the water.
An ET was made out in B W Palmer State Park very late at night hauling a corpse over rocks.
A massive giraffe has repeatedly been spotted burrowing a cavity by Bunker Meadows.
The ghost of a pregnant female is often spotted stacking pebbles by Bass River.
An alien tourist from the cosmos has supposedly been perceived on many occasions at Dane Street Beach taking a midnight swim.
A space man from planet Jupiter may be distinguished repeatedly gazing at the sight from the apex of Bald Hill at the stroke of midnight.
An enormous bison has every now and then been noticed standing by a deserted road near Wenham.
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Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
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