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These are some lies we made up about Wales.
An ET from outer space has often been noticed scooping out a hole by a streetlight in Wales.
The alien mechanic of an alien spacecraft is repeatedly observed in a metal boat on Staffordville Reservoir trashing a hat.
The ghost of a pregnant woman has purportedly been distinguished on numerous occasions pitching a tent in Nipmuck State Forest after midnight. A number of of the folks who live here claim this ghost may perhaps be a recognized old days resident of Wales.
A decapitated gentleman may regularly be observed up on the pinnacle of Bald Hill trying to locate an object. If you listen to the locals, this ghost is possibly the tormented ghost of a local resident who used to dwell here in Wales. In any event, this is a horrible phantom that any sound person wouldn't wish to run into.
A space invader from planet Saturn can be seen often floating by on Alden Brook on a dark night.
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Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
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