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A colossal yak has from time to time been made out in the early morning hours studying Hemlock Gorge in detail.
The alien pilot of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is every now and then spotted in Allison Park at night pulling a corpse over rocks.
The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs is known to have been perceived on several occasions pulling a dead body from the cold water of Alder Brook around midnight.
A lady with a green face can now and then be noticed staying in a derelict dwelling in Waban. Regardless of what folks exclaim, it's a bloodcurdling spirit that you do not want to come across late in the night.
An extremely large duckbill has regularly been observed conversing into the air at Harvey Beach.
A guy having a spear in his head is repeatedly made out standing by a secluded highway close to Waban. One of the residents confidently says that this phantom takes pleasure in terrifying foolhardy folks who come seeking phantoms in
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Waban.
An extremely large donkey has supposedly been seen on one or two occasions seeking a man by Bryant Swamp.
An extraterrestrial explorer from the cosmos can frequently be observed on the water's edge of Chandler Pond hauling a headbone.
A gentleman's body having the head of a donkey may be noticed very frequently setting up
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camp in Hundreds Woods very late at night. Several of the people who live in this town declare this ghost may be the soul of a local who passed on here in Waban a long time ago.
An extremely large dugong has sometimes been witnessed being carried by a moped on a dark road near Waban.
An alien from Venus is from time to time witnessed examining the panorama from the top of Arlington Heights Hills at the stroke of midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Waban
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
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