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These are some lies we made up about Three Rivers.
A terrifying skeleton may be witnessed over and over again at Alden Pond Dam around midnight screaming people's names. One of the local residents steadfastly claims that this ghost could be the soul of a local person who died here in Three Rivers many years ago.
Bigfoot has once in a while been perceived near the waterfront at Alden Pond facing the bystander.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another solar system is now and then witnessed howling at the onlooker to stay away up on Bald Peak.
A space alien from Pluto has allegedly been seen on several instances on the pinnacle of one of the heights in the Wilbraham Mountains late in the night going nuts.
A gentleman that turned into a vampire can once in a while be distinguished throwing rocks in Axe Factory Brook. Either way, it's undeniably a menacing ghost that you do not want to bump into at midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Three Rivers
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Ghost Sightings From Three Rivers
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
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