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These are some lies we made up about Sutton.
An enormous grizzly bear has every now and then been observed staring at people in a Sutton flat through a door crack.
An extremely large hyena has allegedly been seen on numerous instances creeping out of Bond Hollow Swamp covered in mud at midnight.
An extraterrestrial can once in a while be observed in a desolate location in the vicinity of Sutton.
An Icthyosaurus has regularly been made out in Freegrace Marble Farm Historic District at night attempting to exclaim something.
The martian commander of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is regularly made out hitch-hiking beside a murky road outside Sutton.
The ghost of a young female soaked in blood has been said to have been seen on many occasions before sunrise examining Purgatory Chasm in detail.
The ghost of an old hag can regularly be perceived by Sutton Falls at midnight shifting orbs about.
An alien voyager from outer space may be distinguished frequently looking at the water by Arnold
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Pond Dam at midnight.
A lady's body with a raccoon's head has occasionally been seen up on Mount Ararat turning toward the eye witness.
A space alien from another solar system is every so often seen in Douglass State Forest on a dark night hunting with a rifle.
A gentleman with the head of a demon has been said to have been made
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out on many instances down near the water at Meadow Pond going crazy. One thing is for certain, this phantom undoubtedly is chilling; one that any wise person would not want to come across.
A moderately rotten human corpse may sometimes be distinguished pulling a body from the cold water of Axtell Brook on a dark night.
The ghost of a planter wearing a worn straw hat was observed burning an object down near the shore at Auburn Pond. This specific spirit has been made out repeatedly in this place.
The ghost of a young air force pilot showed up dispatching a parcel at a Sutton post office. There have been several stories concerning this phantom in the vicinity.
A huge parrot was noticed slurping unleaded from a gasoline pump at a gas station in Sutton.
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Ghost Sightings From Sutton
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
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