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A lady's body with a lizard's head is repeatedly perceived in a Sturbridge area hardware store, staggering the aisles. According to the local residents, this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was killed while traveling through Sturbridge some decades ago. In any event, it indisputably is a chilling spirit that should be avoided.
An extraterrestrial traveler from the cosmos is rumored to have been noticed on a handful of occasions obliterating a bag at the stroke of midnight on a park bench in Sturbridge.
A semi decayed human dead body may often be witnessed in a motor boat on Cranberry Pond sipping blood from a mug.
A lady ablaze, carrying a gas container can be observed time and again searching for a hat in Solair Recreation League late in the night.
A massive ermine has every so often been seen glancing at the view from the summit of Cat Rocks at night.
The ghost of a young air force pilot is now and then witnessed taking
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a rest at a table in a Sturbridge mobile home guzzling milk. Based on what the people who live here declare, this ghost is that of a local person who existed here in Sturbridge some decades ago. Regardless of what people articulate, this ghost undoubtedly is creepy; one that is better not disturbed.
A large creepy dragon has been said to have
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been perceived on many occasions at Woodstock Town Beach late in the night looking at the waves down at the water.
A massive gila monster may now and then be spotted by Goodhall Dam before dawn gazing at the water.
A young girl sporting a blood-covered wedding dress was seen holding a cranium in Bigelow Hollow State Park outside the ranger station. Further folks in the neighborhood have had comparable occurrences with the same ghost.
A space alien from space came into view after midnight drifting down Browns Brook.
A guy with an axe in his head was observed shouting by Ball Swamp. This is one of those ghosts that is made out time and again in the vicinity. Folks here who have witnessed this ghost say this ghost takes pleasure in terrifying foolhardy people who come searching for ghosts in Sturbridge.
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Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
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