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The extraterrestrial navigator of an alien spaceship was noticed pulling a dead body over rocks in Berkshire Botanical Gardens late in the night.
A large chilling monster became visible staring angrily at the bystander by Agawam Brook.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another world was distinguished screaming at the onlooker to beat it in a row boat on Agawam Lake.
An ET from another solar system was made out up on Baldhead going wild.
A scary being has regularly been perceived tossing pieces of wood in Brookside Col late at night.
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Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
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