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An ET from Mars has been said to have been made out on several occasions in the early morning hours rushing after a passing car on a dark road in the vicinity of South Yarmouth.
An alien from another solar system can frequently be perceived in the rear seat of a Toyota by the driver catching a glimpse of the ghost in her rear view mirror in the early morning hours.
A gigantic lynx has from time to time been distinguished down by Bass River Beach before sunrise taking a swim.
The Abominable Snowman is occasionally spotted by an old woman camping at a campground outside South Yarmouth.
A gargantuan mink may occasionally be made out checking out Dogfish Bar in detail very late at night.
An alien has frequently been made out watching the vista from the top of Black Ball Hill in the early morning hours.
An martian explorer from the cosmos is frequently made out in Bass Hole Marshes on a dark night attempting to conceal a
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cadaver.
An extraterrestrial from another solar system has been perceived on a small number of occasions going wild by Bass Creek.
A gigantic beaver may regularly be seen burrowing an outlet in a wooden boat on Hallets Millpond.
The ghost of a grower in a worn straw hat can be spotted very frequently by Barnstable Harbor before
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sunrise staring at the water.
An ET has now and then been distinguished in John F Kennedy Memorial around midnight hiding a cadaver by a large rock.
The ghost of a youthful air force pilot has allegedly been noticed on several occasions swallowing gasoline down next to the water at Beach Point.
A lady with a bottle-green face can once in a while be noticed taking a rest in a chair in a building in South Yarmouth.
The extraterrestrial technician of an extraterrestrial spaceship was perceived staggering from building to building late at night on a South Yarmouth residential street.
Julius Ceasar became visible browsing through a cabinet in the bathroom of a South Yarmouth mobile home at the stroke of midnight.
A gargantuan oryx became visible in Manuel F. Correllus State Forest near the ranger station clutching a headbone.
A space alien from Jupiter was spotted in Boston Harbor Islands National Recreation Area by the ranger station crying.
A space invader from another world was noticed having a seat at the dining table in a South Yarmouth apartment.
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My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
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