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These are some lies we made up about South Easton.
The ghost of a civil war fighter is every now and then made out swallowing blood from a jar in the center of Beaver Brook. Local people assert that this ghost is the undead soul of a long dead South Easton local.
An extremely large pony is known to have been noticed on a few occasions looking at the water by Ames Pond Dam very late at night.
The ghost of an awfully scorched lady may from time to time be witnessed gardening in the back garden of an apartment in South Easton.
An ET was noticed on the water's edge of Black Pond slurping apple juice.
The martian navigator of a flying saucer was distinguished relaxing on a sofa in a residence in South Easton.
Plato came into sight reading a pamphlet by Dead Swamp.
An enormous lemur was seen striding from trailer to trailer on a dark night on a South Easton road.
The ghost of a train driver has often been noticed sobbing up on the pinnacle of Cow Hill. One of the people
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who live here definitely asserts that this phantom is that of a resident who lived here in South Easton many years ago.
A colossal antelope is rumored to have been seen on a few instances in Bickley Playground in the early morning hours pulling a body across the dirt.
A massive seal may regularly be made out rummaging around in the refrigerator
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in the kitchen of a South Easton mobile home in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a severely mangled huntsman dragging a dead deer may be seen over and over again resting at the dining table in a South Easton trailer. In any case, this is an unsympathetic ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
A space man from Pluto has every so often been witnessed gazing at people in a South Easton flat through a peephole.
A very large mink is from time to time perceived in a deserted place near South Easton.
An alien from space has purportedly been observed on many instances quite near Blackstone River Valley National Heritage Corridor calling out names of people.
A lady devoid of a head has regularly been made out appearing frightening in Bradley Palmer State Park by the ranger station.
The ghost of a young-looking woman with a cable around her neck is often seen mailing a package at a South Easton post office. Some folks declare this phantom loves scaring unwise folks who are bold
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enough to interrupt the peace in South Easton.
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How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
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