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These are some lies we made up about Saugus.
An enormous lion was distinguished at Beaver Brook late at night chucking boulders into the current.
A guy with the head of a goblin came into view on the water's edge of Breeds Pond going bananas. When the watcher appeared the ghost escaped. According to the folks who live here, this spirit loves frightening foolish folks who are fearless enough to disturb the quiet in Saugus.
A giant lamb was observed on a dark night studying Cherry Island Bar in detail.
A female ablaze, clutching a kerosene bottle has frequently been witnessed by Belle Isle Inlet Marshes mounding boulders. Based on what the locals argue, this ghost can be the soul of a local who died here in Saugus many years ago.
A space man from planet Neptune is repeatedly made out near the water's edge at Black Rock Beach downing blood from a glass.
The ghost of a youthful air force pilot may regularly be seen spitting at passing cars along a murky road in the neighborhood
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of Saugus. Anyhow, this is an antagonistic ghost that is rather not disturbed.
A space alien from another galaxy has now and then been distinguished looking at the water by Amelia Earhart Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A young-looking girl wearing a blood-splattered wedding dress has supposedly been distinguished on one
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or two occasions mailing a letter at a Saugus post office. In any case, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that you wouldn't want to encounter at night.
A gentleman with a machete in his head may once in a while be observed on the highest spot of Mount Andrew after midnight watching the vista. People here who have witnessed this ghost allege this ghost is most likely the undead ghost of a local resident who used to reside here in Saugus. Regardless of what, it without a doubt is a creepy ghost that any sane person wouldn't want to meet.
The alien captain of an alien spaceship has repeatedly been noticed drinking diesel from a gas pump at a fuel station in Saugus.
A man's body having the head of a horse is frequently witnessed at Bartons Point in the early morning hours before sunrise staring down into the water. Whatever folks say, this is a horrible ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
A female figure has allegedly been spotted on a handful of occasions after midnight stopping by Black Wills Cliff. A local asserts that
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this phantom is the stressed soul of a former Saugus person who lived here. One thing's for sure, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that should be let alone.
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Ghost Sightings From Saugus
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Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
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