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These are some lies we made up about Reading.
An extraterrestrial from planet Venus has often been distinguished staring through building windows in Reading around midnight.
An alien from the cosmos is often witnessed rummaging around in trash cans on a Reading residential road.
The alien crew member of a flying saucer has been said to have been made out on a small number of occasions in the early morning hours crawling out of Cedar Swamp covered in filth.
An ET from planet Jupiter can regularly be perceived in Benevento Memorial Field at night pulling a body through some bushes.
A space alien from the cosmos has every now and then been seen mounding bricks on the water's edge of Aberjona Pond.
A gargantuan dingo is every so often perceived hovering in the air like a balloon in Reading.
An ET has supposedly been seen on a small number of instances in a convenience store in the Reading vicinity.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an alien spacecraft has regularly been
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observed smoking a cigar on the highest spot of one of the hills in the Middlesex Fells late in the night.
A youthful girl in a blood-covered wedding gown has been distinguished on one or two occasions taking pleasure in the scenery at Brackett Pond Dam on a dark night. A number of of those who live here argue this ghost could be the soul of
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a local who passed on here in Reading some decades ago. Regardless of what folks articulate, this is an unlikable spirit that should be kept away from.
Galileo can regularly be made out creeping out of a storm drain on a Reading street in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A gentleman having a sword in his head can be distinguished often mid stream in Aberjona River hauling a human skull. One thing's for sure, it undoubtedly is a terrifying ghost that is rather not upset.
The ghost of a delivery man has every now and then been noticed shouting under a bloodcurdling tree in Brooks-Parkhurst Town Forest. If you listen to the folks who live here, this phantom may very well be a well-known yesteryear local of Reading.
A gentleman's body with the head of a skunk is every so often seen attempting to exclaim something up on Andrews Hill. In any event, this ghost certainly is frightening; one that you don't want to bump into at night.
A giant rabbit can from time to time be seen twinkling a lantern down at the
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water at Silver Lake Town Beach.
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Ghost Sightings From Reading
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Ghost Sightings From Reading
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
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