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These are some lies we made up about Raynham.
Aladdin can occasionally be spotted looking at a man snoozing in a bed in a trailer in Raynham.
A massive dog was noticed devouring a burger at Barstows Pond Dam very late at night.
A space man appeared in the middle of Bassett Brook guzzling root beer.
Marco Polo appeared on the shore of Black Pond smoking a cigar.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another world was observed reading a tabloid in Hopewell Park on a dark night.
The spirit of a lady with half her head lost has repeatedly been observed in Emma N F Hutt Forest in the early morning hours before sunrise climbing a tree.
An ET from Mars is regularly observed in Casual Swamp around midnight trying to dump a corpse.
A space alien from deep space is rumored to have been perceived on many occasions on the highest spot of Bryant Hill late in the night staring at the sight.
A character with a skeleton face in murky robes may frequently be observed in a store in
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the Raynham area. A person who lives here alleges that this ghost takes pleasure in terrifying people who come trying to locate ghosts in Raynham.
A drifting ghost can be distinguished over and over again scrambling out from a manhole on a Raynham street at the stroke of midnight.
An ET has from time to time been distinguished playing
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a melody on a harmonica in a Raynham home.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another solar system has supposedly been spotted on several occasions in a mirror in a Raynham flat; the ghost was only noticeable in the mirror.
An extremely large aardvark has repeatedly been spotted in a residence in close proximity to Raynham.
A medusa is repeatedly seen trying to find a box next to a parked Chrysler in a Raynham parking lot at the stroke of midnight.
An extremely large argali has allegedly been noticed on a handful of instances appearing terrifying in Blackstone River Valley National Heritage Corridor outside the park headquarters.
An ET from another world may regularly be witnessed staring crossly at the eye witness by Bradley Palmer State Park.
A sizeable frightening beast can be noticed over and over again in a Raynham area store, walking the aisles.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an alien spaceship has occasionally been spotted burrowing a hole in the early morning hours before sunrise by a
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vending machine in Raynham.
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Ghost Sightings From Raynham
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Ghost Sightings From Raynham
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
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