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These are some lies we made up about Quincy.
An enormous elk is known to have been distinguished on a small number of occasions in Adams National Historical Park before sunrise concealing a cadaver by a large boulder.
An martian voyager from deep space can once in a while be distinguished soaring across the Blue Hill Range late in the night.
The Loch Ness Monster has regularly been observed very late at night glancing over Broad Meadows.
A space alien from Saturn is often made out seated in an armchair in a home in Quincy.
The ghost of a young female sporting a blood-splattered wedding dress has supposedly been witnessed on frequent occasions by Arnold Meadow smoking a pipe. Folks assert that this ghost is the struggling spirit of an old Quincy resident. In any case, this ghost indisputably is terrifying; one that you would not want to bump into late at night.
A gigantic shrew can frequently be spotted reading a book at Blue Hills Reservoir Dam around midnight.
An ET from
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the cosmos may be perceived very frequently carrying a skull underneath a streetlamp in Quincy.
An ET has sometimes been distinguished scrutinizing Chapel Rocks in detail after midnight.
A headless woman is sometimes spotted down next to Pakomet Spring late at night looking.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an alien spaceship
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may now and then be perceived up on the peak of Academy Hill attempting to utter something.
An martian voyager from outer space was noticed attempting to grasp something at Carson Beach.
An ET from another part of the galaxy showed up next to the water at Bass Point flashing a light.
A gargantuan gazelle was perceived terrifying people in a row boat on Lake Holbrook.
An alien came into view at night leading a guided trip of Breakneck Ledge to a group of phantoms.
The ghost of a 10 feet enormous man was made out at Balster Brook late in the night tossing boulders into the flow. This is one of those phantoms that is seen very frequently in the vicinity.
A giant gnu has frequently been distinguished pacing from building to building before dawn on a Quincy road.
The spirit of a woman having half her head missing is regularly perceived searching through a bookshelf in the living room of a Quincy residence at midnight.
Christopher Columbus is rumored to have been spotted on frequent occasions
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resting at a table in a Quincy home.
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Ghost Sightings From Quincy
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Ghost Sightings From Quincy
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
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