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These are some lies we made up about Pittsfield.
An alien from planet Neptune is known to have been distinguished on a few occasions gazing furiously at the witness next to the water at Rice School.
An alien from another galaxy may often be noticed at Bel Air Dam in the early morning hours looking at the landscape.
The alien mechanic of an extraterrestrial spacecraft can be seen very often digging an outlet next to a streetlight in Pittsfield.
A giant burro is from time to time noticed strolling from flat to flat before dawn on a Pittsfield residential road.
An ET from planet Jupiter has allegedly been distinguished on a few instances downing water from Lulu Cascade in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy was observed resting at a coffee table in a Pittsfield residence.
A very scary ghost was noticed gazing at folks in a Pittsfield house through a window. There have been additional accounts on the subject of this ghost in the
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neighborhood. One thing is for certain, it unquestionably is a scary ghost that should be left alone.
A gargantuan hamster appeared among the trees of Pittsfield State Forest smoking a cigar.
The ghost of an old gold digger with a sizeable mustache and a hook instead of his left hand was witnessed conversing into the night by Dalton Center
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School. Further reports of this ghost have been described. If you listen to what the local residents assert, this ghost is the tormented soul of a long departed Pittsfield resident.
The ghost of an elderly woman clutching a rifle was distinguished up on Baldhead reading a tabloid. Numerous folks in close proximity have had equivalent incidents with an almost identical ghost.
A space man has repeatedly been spotted hurling rocks into Ashley Lake in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a flight attendant is often observed carrying a cranium in the center of Anthony Brook.
An martian tourist from the cosmos has allegedly been made out on a few instances screaming in Goodrich Hollow at the stroke of midnight.
A Megalosaurus can be distinguished over and over again looking in American Legion Park around midnight.
An enormous coati has occasionally been made out in a deserted spot near Pittsfield.
The ghost of an aged cleaning lady is now and then observed hitch-hiking down a dark
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highway in the vicinity of Pittsfield.
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Ghost Sightings From Pittsfield
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Ghost Sightings From Pittsfield
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
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