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These are some lies we made up about Pembroke.
A massive whale is known to have been distinguished on numerous instances searching for a man beside the water at Dubby Point.
A Pterodactyl has often been observed glancing at the vista from the apex of Bald Hill late in the night.
The ghost of a strapped up guy is often made out floating along on Alfred G Zanetti School on a dark night.
The spirit of a hobo is rumored to have been observed on a handful of occasions by Arnold Reservoir Dam before sunrise looking at the water. If you talk to the folks who live here, this ghost is the struggling spirit of an old Pembroke person who lived here. In any event, it's a scary ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
A giant panda can be observed time and again in Albert Norris Conservation Area very late at night concealing a body by a large rock.
A giant kid has sometimes been observed hanging out in a forsaken dwelling in Pembroke.
A colossal jerboa is sometimes perceived
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in a wooden boat on Burrage Pond startling people.
The spirit of a youthful female soaked in blood may once in a while be observed standing by a deserted road next to Pembroke. If you listen to what the residents argue, this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was murdered while traveling through Pembroke many years ago. No matter what folks
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exclaim, it undoubtedly is a creepy ghost that should be avoided.
Vasco da Gama was seen struggling out of Beech Hill Swamp covered in slime at the stroke of midnight.
A giant raccoon materialized yelling at the observer to be off by a tall tree in Duxbury Town Forest.
A gigantic antelope was seen mounted on a low rider on a shady road close to Pembroke.
A gentleman with a big hole through his chest showed up in a mobile home in Pembroke. Other reports of this phantom have been conveyed.
A man with the head of a leprechaun was perceived in a Pembroke flat. Further people close at hand have had equivalent incidents involving a quite similar phantom.
A massive salamander was witnessed coming into view in a mirror.
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy is frequently witnessed in Bradley Palmer State Park by the ranger station trying to locate a shoe.
A space alien has been said to have been spotted on a handful of occasions late in the night chasing a passing Chrysler on a shady
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Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
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