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These are some lies we made up about Norton.
An alien from another galaxy was perceived gazing at folks in a Norton apartment through a window.
The alien technician of a UFO emerged gazing at the water by Chartley Pond Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A female with a sea-green face was spotted in Ball Park at midnight drinking blood from a bottle. The bystander fled right after he saw the ghost.
Ludwig van Beethoven materialized in Great Woods before dawn gathering wood for a fire.
An ET from Saturn was seen tossing stones into the water at Beaver Brook at the stroke of midnight.
The phantom of a mailman was distinguished in a wild zone close to Norton. The ghost unmoved that there was someone other in attendance. Based on what the local residents assert, this ghost is the undeceased soul of a long gone Norton person who lived here. One thing's for sure, this is an unlikable ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
A space man from another planet has frequently been
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perceived on the top of Foolish Hill at midnight viewing the panorama.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an unidentified flying object is frequently spotted late in the night scrambling out of Crapo Bog drenched in mud.
A womanly person is rumored to have been seen on one or two occasions in a canoe on Black Pond gazing. Loads of people
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who live here assert this spirit is the spirit of a traveler that was killed while journeying through Norton some decades ago.
The ghost of a lady with a name engraved into her arm can frequently be spotted standing by a shady road near Norton. Whichever way, it's a menacing ghost that should be steered clear of.
The spirit of a lady with a knife in her chest may be perceived time and again dispatching a postcard at a Norton post office. In any case, it indisputably is a scary spirit that is rather not disturbed.
A woman with the head of a leprechaun is from time to time seen discussing into the thin air as if somebody besides was near. People argue that this spirit is that of a local person who resided here in Norton long ago.
An enormous grizzly bear has been seen on one or two instances walking a Terrier in the early morning hours on a shady Norton residential street.
A space invader from planet Mercury can now and then be distinguished in Blackstone River Valley National Heritage Corridor at the ranger
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station calling out names of people.
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Ghost Sightings From Norton
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Ghost Sightings From Norton
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
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