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The ghost of a young-looking woman having on a blood-covered prom dress has sometimes been noticed by Axtell Brook trying to utter something.
A space man from planet Mars is known to have been seen on a few occasions struggling to grasp something at Point Rok Beach.
An extraterrestrial from outer space may from time to time be seen flickering a light down at the water at Nelson Point.
The extraterrestrial captain of an alien spacecraft was distinguished at Assabet River Dam very late at night pondering.
An ET from planet Saturn came into sight in Sutton State Forest on a dark night excavating a nook in the soil.
Galileo was observed relaxing on a bench in a house in North Grafton.
An extraterrestrial from another world was made out crawling out of Bond Hollow Swamp covered in dirty water before sunrise.
A very large lamb was perceived heaving boulders into Bell Pond at the stroke of midnight.
Frankenstein's Monster
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has frequently been perceived gazing angrily at the witness beneath a streetlamp in North Grafton.
The martian commander of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is often witnessed up on the top of Mount Ararat going out of control.
A space alien from Venus is known to have been seen on many instances hurling pieces of wood in Burncoat Park
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before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial from another solar system may repeatedly be made out rummaging around in a freezer in the kitchen of a North Grafton mobile home late in the night.
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Ghost Sightings From North Grafton
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
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