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The spirit of a female with a dagger in her neck is once in a while observed by a person hunting in a forest next to North Brookfield. If you talk to the local residents, this ghost likes terrifying foolhardy people who are courageous enough to interrupt the peace in North Brookfield.
The phantom of a shackled up female has purportedly been perceived on one or two instances by Allen Swamp smoking a pipe.
An alien may every now and then be perceived pulling a dead body over rocks in Brookfield Common Historic District before sunrise.
A lady grasping her head beneath her arm has regularly been noticed reading a book in a boat on Adams Pond. Scores of local residents argue this spirit takes pleasure in scaring foolish folks who come seeking spirits in North Brookfield.
An enormous impala is frequently spotted in Oakham State Forest at night screaming at a log.
A very large polar bear has purportedly been observed on frequent
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instances at Bradish Brook in the early morning hours throwing chunks of concrete into the flowing water.
An alien vacationer from another planet may repeatedly be spotted glancing at the panorama from the peak of Bare Hill at the stroke of midnight.
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Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
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