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A Velociraptor was made out examining the vista from the top of Bad Lands at midnight.
An extraterrestrial from planet Pluto was spotted in the backseat of a pickup by the driver observing the ghost in his rear view mirror at night.
A female body has frequently been noticed at Meadow Pond late in the night looking down into the water.
A gigantic chinchilla is rumored to have been made out on a few occasions in Cedar Swamp around midnight trying to dump a cadaver.
The ghost of a guy hauling a sword may repeatedly be distinguished stacking bricks in Central Woolen Mills District at midnight. Several of the people who live in this town claim this ghost is that of a person who existed here in Northbridge many years ago. One thing's for certain, this spirit sure is scary; one that you shouldn't go searching for.
A space alien from another galaxy may be made out very often drinking blood from a bottle down at the water's edge at Pout Pond.
A female with maggots crawling out of her eyes has once in a while been observed at Blackstone River Dam around midnight enjoying the vista.
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A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
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