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These are some lies we made up about Newton.
A gargantuan waterbuck came into sight beside the waterfront at Chandler Pond turning toward the onlooker.
The bloodcurdling ghost of a Gaul was witnessed by Chestnut Hill Reservoir Dam on a dark night gazing at the water. The witness ran off when he spotted the phantom. Regardless of what people articulate, it sure is a bloodcurdling ghost that should be left alone.
A Velociraptor was seen chucking boulders down by the shore at Harvey Beach.
A chilling skeleton has often been spotted looking at an old woman slumbering on a mattress in a building in Newton. If you listen to what the residents argue, this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was murdered while journeying through Newton some time ago. One thing's for guaranteed, this is an unsympathetic spirit that is preferably not messed with.
A colossal colt is often perceived checking out Hemlock Gorge in detail at midnight.
A space man from planet Venus has allegedly been spotted
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on a small number of instances staring at the vista from the apex of Andrews Hill at night.
A gentleman that turned into a vampire can often be seen trying on socks in a Newton trailer.
A massive puppy may be witnessed very frequently dining on a carrot in the center of Aberjona River.
A space invader from another planet has once
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in a while been made out in Brooks-Parkhurst Town Forest before dawn collecting firewood.
A fluorescent human figure is from time to time witnessed in Ada Govan Bird Sanctuary late in the night reading a newspaper. Locals here who have perceived this ghost say this ghost is that of a local resident who settled here in Newton in the past.
The ghost of a young-looking man having on a rain coat can from time to time be seen scrambling out of a storm drain on a Newton road late at night. A person who lives here says that this ghost takes pleasure in terrifying foolish folks who are brave enough to upset the calm in Newton.
The martian crew member of an extraterrestrial spaceship is frequently noticed trying to hide a dead body in Back Bay Fens at night.
An martian explorer from another galaxy has purportedly been noticed on a few instances sniveling on the highest spot of one of the heights in the Middlesex Fells in the early morning hours.
A headless gentleman can regularly be observed snooping in mailboxes at
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the stroke of midnight in Newton. In any case, it's a terrifying ghost that you don't want to run into in the early morning hours.
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Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
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