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These are some lies we made up about Newburyport.
A space man from another part of the galaxy may often be made out in Baker Woods around midnight excavating a crack in the soil.
A space invader can be spotted time and again at night soaring over Joppa Flats.
A gigantic sheep has once in a while been made out pointing at the viewer in Black Rocks before sunrise.
The ghost of a silver-miner is sometimes perceived drifting down Allen Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The alien pilot of an extraterrestrial spaceship has been witnessed on a few instances in Alliance Park on a dark night pulling a body through some bushes.
Leonardo da Vinci can from time to time be distinguished beside the water at The Basin tossing bricks.
A gargantuan elk was perceived at Artichoke River Dam late in the night excavating a gap.
A huge ape was made out fishing from the shore of Artichoke River Reservoir after midnight.
A female with a semi transparent body came into view
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hanging out in a forsaken manor in Newburyport. When the ghost was noticed it disappeared into the night. It's been argued that this specific ghost is probably the undead ghost of a local who used to live here in Newburyport. In any case, this is an antagonistic ghost that any sensible person wouldn't wish to meet.
An alien tourist from another
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world was distinguished traveling on a Harley on a gloomy road near Newburyport.
An alien from deep space has regularly been made out eating a hotdog beside Hampton Falls late at night.
The martian crew member of an extraterrestrial spaceship is frequently distinguished at Salisbury Beach going for a night-time dip.
A cyclop has purportedly been spotted on a small number of occasions in a flat in Newburyport.
The spirit of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead can frequently be distinguished stopping by Bound Rock very late at night. Regardless of what, it undeniably is a scary ghost that should be stayed away from.
A space alien from the Moon has now and then been distinguished trying to locate a person up on the apex of Archelaus Hill.
A huge marmoset is once in a while seen by Ash Swamp gripping a skull.
A colossal fox is rumored to have been made out on many instances in a Newburyport trailer.
The ghost of an aged man with a big gray beard can every now and then be spotted
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striding beside a deserted highway right next door to Newburyport.
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Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
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