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  My Hamburger eloped with a hotdog last year. The Hamburger has recently given birth to a plate of french fries. No doubt about it... Their love was a match made in heaven.
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I saw a walking fish....
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These are some lies we made up about New Bedford.

An martian vacationer from another planet can regularly be observed appearing in a closet mirror.
    
A female figure can be spotted over and over again floating along Acushnet River in the early morning hours. If you talk to the folks who live here, this phantom is the phantom of a visitor that was murdered while traveling through New Bedford some time ago.

The phantom of a female having numbers etched into her back has every now and then been observed taking a rest on a stool in a trailer in close proximity to New Bedford.

An ET from planet Neptune is sometimes made out late in the night running after a passing pickup on a shadowy road close to New Bedford.

A gigantic hedgehog can from time to time be witnessed concealing a cadaver by a sizeable boulder in Apponagansett Point Recreation Area before dawn.
 

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