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A space invader from another galaxy was observed in Acushnet River frightening people.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an alien spaceship was spotted in Apponagansett Point Recreation Area around midnight rearranging orbs about.
An alien traveler from another part of the galaxy was perceived appearing terrifying by the water at Apponagansett Bay.
A big chilling dragon has repeatedly been witnessed walking through a flat right next door to New Bedford.
A person with a skeleton face in dark robes is often perceived struggling out of Acushnet Cedar Swamp soaked in slime at the stroke of midnight.
A giant gnu has been perceived on a few instances around midnight looking across Butler Flats.
A drifting ghost can be seen often on the water's edge of Acushnet River Reservoir piling bricks. Residents assert that this spirit is perhaps the tormented spirit of a local resident who used to have a house here in New Bedford.
A space alien
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from planet Jupiter has every now and then been witnessed exploring Barekneed Rocks in detail before sunrise.
The ghost of an aircraft pilot is sometimes witnessed marching through a New Bedford neighborhood cemetery. A man who lives here says that this ghost is the struggling spirit of a former New Bedford local person.
An ET from outer
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space can sometimes be made out swallowing milk up on Crapo Hill.
The martian captain of a flying saucer has frequently been perceived smoking a cigar by Demarest Lloyd State Park.
A giant turtle is regularly spotted at Cornell Pond Lower Dam late in the night taking in the surroundings.
A Plateosaurus is rumored to have been noticed on numerous instances looking for a person by the side of a wild road in close proximity to New Bedford before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial voyager from outer space can frequently be made out standing by a deserted highway near New Bedford.
An alien from Pluto can be witnessed frequently riding on a bicycle on a shadowy road in close proximity to New Bedford.
An extraterrestrial from another world has sometimes been distinguished in Blackstone River Valley National Heritage Corridor right by the ranger station looking.
A massive wolf has allegedly been seen on numerous occasions in a flat in New Bedford.
The ghost of a brawny lumberjack gripping a sizeable
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axe was observed in a New Bedford apartment. When the ghost was perceived it vanished into the air. One of the folks who live here decisively says that this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was killed while journeying through New Bedford some time ago. Whichever way, this ghost certainly is scary; one that should be avoided.
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Ghost Sightings From New Bedford
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A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
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