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These are some lies we made up about Millis.
A space alien from Mars has supposedly been perceived on frequent occasions slurping regular unleaded from a gasoline pump at a gas station in Millis.
The phantom of a guy clad as a store clerk may every so often be observed taking in the view at Bogastow Pond Dam very late at night.
A colossal whale was distinguished by Bogastow Brook flinging stones.
A space invader from another world showed up by Bogastere Swamp mounding chunks of concrete.
The alien navigator of an unidentified flying object was seen annihilating a picture next to the water at Pleasure Point.
A Brachiosaurus materialized at the waterfront at Houghton Pond searching for a picture.
A female with a fairly see-through body was witnessed chatting into the night as if somebody else was in attendance. The arrival of the onlooker alarmed the ghost who then vanished. A local man says that this ghost could be the soul of a local resident who passed away here in Millis
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some time ago. Whatever people exclaim, this is a horrible ghost that any reasonable person wouldn't wish to encounter.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead was spotted walking a German Shepherd very late at night on a shady Millis residential road. The viewer got scared and ran away. One of the local residents confidently
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alleges that this ghost could be a celebrated yesteryear dweller of Millis.
A very large platypus has often been noticed on the pinnacle of Bald Hill at night studying the surroundings.
The ghost of an aged guy with a huge white beard is repeatedly made out peeking through home windows in Millis in the early morning hours.
An extremely large impala can frequently be spotted carrying a human headbone in Anna Murphy Playground very late at night.
An ET from planet Venus can be distinguished frequently watching cable in a Millis living room before dawn.
An extremely large pony has occasionally been witnessed screaming in Blackstone River Valley National Heritage Corridor right by the park headquarters.
A space alien from another planet is every now and then seen on a Millis street in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The phantom of a guy sporting a military uniform has allegedly been observed on several occasions looking at a guy sleeping on a couch in an apartment in Millis.
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Ghost Sightings From Millis
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
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