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An enormously chilling ghost was observed screaming at the observer to be off in a wooden boat on Aunt Betts Pond. The watcher freaked out and escaped. Anyhow, it sure is a frightening ghost that you wouldn't want to encounter on a dark night.
An enormous walrus was distinguished at Boston Brook Dam at midnight enjoying the view.
A space alien from space came into sight in Boxford State Forest before sunrise howling at a log.
The ghost of an aged female carrying a handgun was spotted trying to locate a box by a parked car in a Middleton parking lot before sunrise. The ghost did not appear to be agonized by the watchers.
The ghost of a flight attendant was distinguished in a Middleton area clothing store, strolling the aisles. The ghost reacted to the witness. One of the local residents decisively asserts that this ghost enjoys frightening folks who come trying to locate ghosts in Middleton.
A Seismosaurus is frequently noticed up on
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Aslebe Hill seeking a box.
A space man has been noticed on many instances resting at the kitchen counter in a Middleton residence dining on a tomato.
The ghost of an old Indian chief can often be made out in Bunker Meadows on a dark night attempting to conceal a dead body.
The ghost of an aged cleaning lady may be seen over and
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over again in Benevento Memorial Field before dawn discussing into the night. Several folks declare this phantom may well be a renowned old days resident of Middleton.
A giant peccary has now and then been observed trying to find a person in Bear Meadow Brook.
The ghost of a young woman dressed as a maid is once in a while perceived walking through a flat in Middleton.
An enormous jerboa has allegedly been observed on numerous occasions strolling through a home in the vicinity of Middleton.
The extraterrestrial crew member of a UFO has regularly been seen at a public phone in Middleton talking on the phone.
The phantom of a youthful cowboy is repeatedly distinguished struggling to state something beside a wild highway right next door to Middleton around midnight.
A space alien from planet Mars has allegedly been noticed on a handful of instances twinkling a lamp by Vaughan Woods Memorial State Park.
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The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
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