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An Allosaurus has once in a while been spotted conversing into the night as if someone else was there.
The martian crew member of an alien spaceship is every now and then spotted staring through mobile home windows in Melrose before dawn.
An ET from planet Mercury is rumored to have been perceived on a small number of instances on the apex of Mount Andrew late at night glancing at the view.
An ET from another solar system may occasionally be noticed at Amelia Earhart Dam around midnight taking in the landscape.
The martian captain of an alien spaceship is frequently witnessed reading a newspaper on the summit of one of the heights in the Middlesex Fells late in the night.
A lady with an axe in her head is known to have been perceived on a few instances at Bartons Point at night staring down into the water. One of the folks who live here steadfastly says that this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was killed while driving through
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Melrose some decades ago.
A giant platypus can repeatedly be witnessed down by the waterfront at Orient Heights Beach hauling a human headbone.
An martian tourist from another solar system can be distinguished over and over again fishing from the water's edge of Aberjona Pond before dawn.
A space man from planet Mars has now and
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then been seen in Brooks-Parkhurst Town Forest on a dark night scooping out a cavity in the soil.
A space man from deep space is every now and then witnessed twinkling a light in Alden Play Area around midnight.
The ghost of a young Indian fighter has been distinguished on several instances by Aberjona River reasoning.
The ghost of a plane pilot may once in a while be spotted crawling out of Belle Isle Inlet Marshes covered in mud at night. No matter what folks express, this is an unfriendly ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
The alien pilot of an alien spaceship was noticed in Cherry Island Bar before dawn yelling names of people.
An extremely large crow materialized watching TV in a Melrose living room around midnight.
One of the three Little Pigs was witnessed going through garbage container on a Melrose avenue.
An ET from planet Neptune came into view hanging in the air like a balloon in Melrose.
A very large jaguar was made out gazing at a guy slumbering on a couch in a trailer in Melrose.
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bloodcurdling spirit of a Gaul was distinguished digging a hole in Bradley Palmer State Park near the park headquarters. The spirit was unconcerned that there was somebody other present. Nonetheless, it's sure a creepy ghost that should be steered clear of.
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Ghost Sightings From Melrose
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Ghost Sightings From Melrose
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
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