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These are some lies we made up about Medway.
The extraterrestrial crew member of a UFO may from time to time be spotted down beside the water at Pleasure Point appearing bloodcurdling.
An extremely large hartebeest was made out in Bogastere Swamp around midnight trying to dump a cadaver.
A very large ox was spotted screaming at the viewer to leave on the water's edge of Houghton Pond.
Goldilocks came into view looking at the water by Bogastow Pond Dam before dawn.
An extremely large koala was made out up on the highest spot of Bald Hill scooping out a gap.
A huge alligator has repeatedly been made out at Beaver Brook at midnight chucking chunks of concrete into the flowing water.
The ghost of an aged Indian chief is repeatedly made out in a Medway trailer.
A sasquatch is rumored to have been perceived on one or two occasions emerging in a washroom mirror.
A huge baboon may repeatedly be witnessed in Ashland State Park before dawn smoking a cigar.
A gargantuan
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mule can be distinguished very often seated in an armchair in a trailer right next door to Medway.
A very large snake has occasionally been witnessed around midnight hurrying after a passing Toyota on a shadowy road right next door to Medway.
A black as coal crow that turned into a female is once in a while seen outside Blackstone River
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Valley National Heritage Corridor trying to locate a woman.
The ghost of a homeless man is rumored to have been spotted on a small number of occasions gardening in the front garden of a house in Medway. People say that this ghost enjoys scaring foolish folks who come searching for ghosts in Medway. One thing is for guaranteed, it is indisputably a terrifying ghost that should be steered clear of.
A creepy being can now and then be perceived by a lady hunting in a forest in the neighborhood of Medway. In any event, this phantom sure is bloodcurdling; one that you wouldn't wish to run into late at night.
An ET from planet Neptune has repeatedly been made out resting in a chair in an apartment in Medway.
An ET from space is rumored to have been perceived on several instances in Quaddick State Park at the ranger station struggling to snatch something.
A gargantuan bull can often be noticed striding from building to building late in the night on a Medway residential street.
Ferdinand Magellan may be distinguished
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often searching through a freezer in the kitchen of a Medway home on a dark night.
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Ghost Sightings From Medway
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A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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