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These are some lies we made up about Maynard.
A gigantic cat has sometimes been distinguished in Acton Arboretum around midnight shouting at the watcher to beat it.
A dinosaur is once in a while made out by Allen Dam at night staring at the water.
The phantom of a guy clothed as a store clerk has purportedly been perceived on numerous instances nosing around in mailboxes at midnight in Maynard. No matter what people utter, it's a frightening ghost that you do not want to encounter before sunrise.
A very large iguana can sometimes be distinguished playing a melody on a harpsichord in a Maynard flat.
An ET from Mars is repeatedly seen seeking a bag up on Annursnac Hill.
A woman with a semi transparent body has allegedly been witnessed on several occasions in a Maynard highschool very late at night staggering the corridors.
An alien from another planet can often be spotted in a mirror in a Maynard residence; the ghost was solely noticeable in the mirror.
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a gentleman sporting a sheriff outfit can be noticed very frequently checking out Bound Rock late at night.
An extremely large crocodile has occasionally been distinguished bass fishing from the shore of Fort Meadow Reservoir at midnight.
The ghost of an aged gentleman with a long white mustache is once in a while perceived at Memorial
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Beach grasping a human cranium. One thing's for guaranteed, it is indisputably a frightening ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
An ET has purportedly been witnessed on one or two occasions by Batemans Pond Swamp weeping.
An alien tourist from another world may sometimes be perceived staring down into the water at Pelham Island before dawn.
Galileo was noticed mid stream in Assabet River looking.
A woman with a knife sticking out of her head came into view in a trailer near Maynard. When the ghost was spotted it disappeared into the night. People here who have spotted this ghost say this ghost might be a well-known days gone by resident of Maynard.
An alien from the Moon was perceived reflecting at Blackstone River Valley National Heritage Corridor.
An alien from another planet appeared in a Maynard area auto part store, wandering the aisles.
An alien was distinguished having a seat at the kitchen counter in a Maynard mobile home moving orbs about.
An martian voyager from another
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part of the galaxy was noticed in Quaddick State Park quite near the park headquarters yelling names of people.
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Ghost Sightings From Maynard
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Ghost Sightings From Maynard
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Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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