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These are some lies we made up about Marlborough.
The spirit of an old female carrying a revolver has every so often been witnessed looking at the panorama from the highest spot of Addition Hill in the early morning hours.
An ET is sometimes perceived in Broad Meadow Swamp before dawn attempting to conceal a dead body.
A gigantic alpaca is rumored to have been seen on frequent instances in Concord Street Park in the early morning hours before sunrise hauling a body over the grass.
The ghost of an aged Indian chief may now and then be distinguished at Memorial Beach taking a midnight swim. One of the locals strongly argues that this ghost is that of a resident who had a house here in Marlborough a long time ago. No matter what, this phantom undoubtedly is scary; one that is better not messed with.
The ghost of an aged cleaning lady has repeatedly been made out devastating a map by the water at McMunns Point. Some of the folks here assert this spirit takes pleasure in terrifying foolhardy
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people who have the nerve to interrupt the tranquility in Marlborough.
An martian traveler from space is frequently made out sipping water from Crystal Spring very late at night.
An alien from Jupiter has allegedly been observed on a small number of instances sipping gas from a gas pump at a fueling station in Marlborough.
A huge
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eland may frequently be distinguished walking a Terrier at night on a dark Marlborough lane.
An extraterrestrial from another galaxy may be observed over and over again looking through apartment windows in Marlborough before dawn.
An enormous argali is once in a while spotted reading a magazine by Angelica Brook.
A sizeable bloodcurdling dragon has allegedly been made out on several occasions clutching a cranium at Assabet River Dam on a dark night.
The alien crew member of an extraterrestrial spaceship was spotted sniveling in a rubber raft on Assabet River Reservoir.
An martian tourist from another solar system came into view rummaging around in garbage cans on a Marlborough lane.
A giant bighorn became visible on a Marlborough avenue around midnight.
A huge capybara was noticed trying to snatch something in Blackstone River Valley National Heritage Corridor quite near the ranger station.
A black as coal crow that transformed into a female was distinguished hanging in the air like a helium balloon
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in Marlborough. The ghost nodded to the bystander. One thing is for guaranteed, it's a frightening phantom that you wouldn't wish to encounter very late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Marlborough
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Ghost Sightings From Marlborough
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
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