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These are some lies we made up about Marblehead.
A massive lemur can every now and then be noticed down at Back Beach in the early morning hours before sunrise swimming.
A space invader was witnessed looking chilling down near the water at Black Joe Pond.
A woman with her head and right arm and right leg sliced off appeared on a Marblehead avenue before sunrise. When the observer became visible the ghost escaped.
The ghost of a man holding a bloody sword was noticed by Bass River howling at the eye witness to disappear. The arrival of the eye witness startled the ghost who then disappeared.
An enormous llama was noticed throwing pieces of wood in Abbott Park at midnight.
A giant fawn was spotted looking down into the water at Allen Head late at night.
A large terrifying dragon has repeatedly been made out by Black Wills Cliff obliterating a box.
A military uniform striding about lacking a body in it is frequently distinguished by Beverly Reservoir Dam at midnight gazing
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at the water.
A massive bighorn has been spotted on many occasions after midnight checking out Black Mine in detail.
The spirit of a dreadfully charred lady can regularly be noticed floating in the air like a balloon in Marblehead. One thing's for certain, it sure is a chilling ghost that any reasonable person would not want to bump into.
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alien vacationer from another galaxy may be distinguished very frequently staring at an old man snoozing on the floor in a home in Marblehead.
An extraterrestrial from Jupiter has from time to time been observed before dawn scrambling out of Chubb Creek Marshes covered in mud.
The ghost of an engine driver is once in a while observed on the apex of Baileys Hill in the early morning hours gazing at the vista. Residents here say that this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was killed while driving through Marblehead some time ago.
A space alien from another solar system may occasionally be distinguished in a supermarket in the Marblehead area.
The extraterrestrial commander of an extraterrestrial spaceship has repeatedly been made out trying on socks in a Marblehead apartment.
The phantom of a critically mangled hunter pulling a dead cougar has supposedly been made out on one or two instances poking around in mailboxes on a dark night in Marblehead. A person who lives here asserts that this ghost is that
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of a local resident who existed here in Marblehead before the present. In any event, this ghost unquestionably is frightening; one that you shouldn't go seeking.
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Ghost Sightings From Marblehead
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Ghost Sightings From Marblehead
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
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