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The ghost of a young-looking guy sporting a confederate uniform came into sight pointing at the witness by Black Wills Cliff. This is one of those phantoms that is perceived very frequently in the vicinity.
An extraterrestrial from planet Venus was witnessed in Abbott Park before sunrise covering a corpse by a large rock.
A space invader from another planet showed up at Birch Pond Dam late in the night yelling at the witness to stay away.
The alien technician of an extraterrestrial spaceship was perceived staring down into the water at Bass Point after midnight.
The ghost of a bum was spotted up on the apex of Baileys Hill mounding pebbles. The witness ran away after he witnessed the phantom. A local resident alleges that this spirit is the undeparted spirit of an old Lynn local.
A sizeable frightening dragon has frequently been noticed scrutinizing Black Mine in detail in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An alien explorer
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from another solar system is repeatedly spotted pulling up weeds in the back yard of a home in Lynn.
The phantom of a youthful woman soaked in blood has allegedly been witnessed on many occasions by a woman hiking along a trail close to Lynn.
A huge snake can be seen often at night drifting down Bass River.
A massive musk deer
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has every so often been perceived in Belle Isle Inlet Marshes before dawn attempting to deposit a body.
A space man from Jupiter is sometimes distinguished reading a newspaper at Back Beach.
Issac Newton has purportedly been noticed on numerous instances in a wooden boat on Black Joe Pond seeking something.
A gentleman with a sizeable hole through his chest has regularly been noticed having a seat on the floor in a home in Lynn. Several folks declare this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was murdered while passing through Lynn some decades ago.
An extraterrestrial from another planet is regularly witnessed howling under a streetlamp in Lynn.
A space invader has purportedly been noticed on several occasions pacing from home to home on a dark night on a Lynn lane.
A lady's body with an animal's head may repeatedly be witnessed rummaging around in a cabinet in the bathroom of a Lynn flat on a dark night. It has been declared that this exact ghost is that of a local person who had a home here in Lynn
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Ghost Sightings From Lynn
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Ghost Sightings From Lynn
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
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