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An ET from planet Mars was perceived turning toward the watcher next to the water at Big Island.
A female with maggots crawling out of her eye sockets materialized looking at an old woman snoozing on the floor in a mobile home in Longmeadow. The watcher was terrified and ran off. Several of the people here argue this spirit may be the spirit of a local person who passed away here in Longmeadow many years ago.
A colossal duckbill was noticed in Hazardville Historic District after midnight going crazy.
Galileo was witnessed looking at the water by Crescent Lake Dam very late at night.
A space invader from another planet was made out on the water's edge of Connecticut River Reservoir stacking boulders.
An ET has often been witnessed in a shoe store in the Longmeadow neighborhood.
The ghost of a strapped up woman has been witnessed on a small number of occasions at night drifting down Beemans Brook. Regardless of what people
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exclaim, this ghost certainly is bloodcurdling; one that any normal person would not want to meet.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another planet may regularly be witnessed guzzling soda pop next to Enfield Falls very late at night.
A female having the head of a devil can be perceived very frequently staring at the vista from the summit
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of Buck Hill at night. If you listen to the people who live here, this ghost could be a well-known days gone by local of Longmeadow.
A colossal leopard is now and then noticed scooping out a hollow in the ground in Jesse F Smith Memorial Forest at night.
A giant elephant has been noticed on a small number of instances trying on socks in a Longmeadow apartment.
A very large roebuck can occasionally be seen creeping up from a drain hole on a Longmeadow road very late at night.
The ghost of a guy with half his head missing is frequently made out playing a piece of music on a piano in a Longmeadow apartment.
A gargantuan badger has allegedly been observed on frequent instances in a Longmeadow secondary school at midnight striding the corridors.
A gigantic gila monster may often be noticed in a flat in close proximity to Longmeadow.
A giant musk deer can be distinguished repeatedly looking for a hat next to a parked truck in a Longmeadow parking lot after midnight.
The ghost of a youthful woman
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having on a blood-splattered prom dress has now and then been seen screaming names in Bigelow Hollow State Park quite near the ranger station. According to what the local residents declare, this spirit is the stressed soul of a long departed Longmeadow resident. One thing is for sure, this is an intimidating spirit that should be let alone.
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Ghost Sightings From Longmeadow
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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