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These are some lies we made up about Hubbardston.
An enormous otter was noticed gazing at the water by Asnacomet Pond Dam on a dark night.
A space alien from outer space was perceived guzzling water from Barre Falls late at night.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an alien spacecraft has often been perceived before dawn drifting along on Baker Brook.
A Velociraptor is frequently seen in Bickford Playground at midnight hiding a cadaver by a large boulder.
The ghost of an elderly cleaning lady is rumored to have been seen on several instances in a rubber boat on Cook Pond gazing angrily at the witness. Anyway, it is certainly a bloodcurdling phantom that is rather not interrupted.
A pitch black cockroach that shape-shifted into a female may often be seen in Blood Swamp late at night trying to deposit a body. If you listen to what the folks who live here allege, this ghost is that of a resident who resided here in Hubbardston some decades ago.
The ghost of a homeless gentleman
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can be noticed repeatedly watching TV in a Hubbardston living room at night. In any case, this is an unsympathetic phantom that you don't want to bump into before sunrise.
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Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
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