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A gargantuan guinea pig was noticed seeking a photo down near the water at Pleasure Point.
An ET from deep space appeared on the top of Bald Hill late in the night observing the view.
The martian navigator of a flying saucer was witnessed struggling out of Bogastere Swamp soaked in slime before sunrise.
An ET from planet Pluto has often been noticed by Ashland Reservoir Dam late in the night staring at the water.
A woman clutching her head beneath her arm is often seen searching for somebody in Anna Murphy Playground very late at night.
The spirit of a gentleman having half his head lost has purportedly been perceived on one or two occasions watching movies in a Holliston living room around midnight. Whatever people utter, this ghost certainly is scary; one that is rather not disrupted.
An alien from another galaxy can frequently be witnessed down at the water's edge at Gleason Pond crying.
A beheaded female may be made out
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frequently at Baiting Brook at the stroke of midnight flinging boulders into the flow. If you listen to what the folks who live here argue, this phantom is probably the stressed phantom of a local who used to reside here in Holliston. Anyhow, this is an unpleasant phantom that you would not want to run into on a dark night.
An ET has from time
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to time been distinguished going through trash container on a Holliston lane.
The ghost of a young girl is once in a while spotted on a Holliston residential road at midnight.
The alien pilot of a flying saucer is rumored to have been witnessed on a few occasions hovering in the air like a blimp in Holliston.
A body with a skeleton face in gloomy robes may now and then be noticed near Blackstone River Valley National Heritage Corridor scaring people. In any case, it's a menacing ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
Napoleon Bonaparte is frequently noticed staring at a woman slumbering on the floor in a residence in Holliston.
An martian tourist from another planet has purportedly been spotted on several instances in a store in the Holliston neighborhood.
A wandering ghost can be spotted often trying on shoes in a Holliston trailer.
A space alien from planet Saturn has sometimes been seen quite near Quaddick State Park gazing wrathfully at the witness.
The ghost of a young Indian combatant
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is once in a while perceived snooping in mailboxes at the stroke of midnight in Holliston. Locals who have perceived this ghost declare this ghost is the undead soul of a long departed Holliston local person.
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So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
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