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These are some lies we made up about Haverhill.
A dark bat that transformed into a lady is rumored to have been seen on one or two occasions in a mirror in a Haverhill apartment; the ghost was exclusively detectable in the mirror.
Ludwig van Beethoven can now and then be made out at Chadwick Pond Dam around midnight trying to articulate something.
An enormous walrus was made out trying to locate a bag by a parked Dodge in a Haverhill parking lot late at night.
The ghost of a destitute guy became visible on the summit of Austin Hill late at night looking at the panorama. The arrival of the viewer terrified the spirit who then faded away.
A space man was observed calling names at Mitchels Falls after midnight.
A scary being was observed by Bare Meadow Brook facing the onlooker. The witness became frightened and fled.
The alien crew member of an extraterrestrial spaceship was spotted in Neal Pond in the early morning hours before sunrise struggling to hide a corpse.
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gargantuan waterbuck has frequently been witnessed on the shore of Lake Cochichewick flinging pieces of wood.
A Stegosaurus is repeatedly perceived in a Haverhill area supermarket, marching the aisles.
A gigantic cougar is known to have been distinguished on one or two occasions in American League Park at midnight burying a cadaver by
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a sizeable boulder.
The ghost of a coal-miner can often be made out demolishing a hat late in the night on a park bench in Haverhill.
The ghost of a guy dressed as a handy man can be distinguished over and over again seated at a coffee table in a Haverhill trailer slurping blood from a jar.
The Gingerbread Man has every now and then been perceived traveling on a camel in the middle of a road outside Haverhill.
An martian voyager from space is from time to time seen walking through a flat next to Haverhill.
The ghost of a gentleman dressed in a police force uniform may every now and then be distinguished talking into the night in Vaughan Woods Memorial State Park by the ranger station.
A space invader from planet Mercury has repeatedly been observed in Blackstone River Valley National Heritage Corridor at the park headquarters reading a book.
The spirit of an elderly guy with a long white beard is repeatedly observed at a coin operated phone in Haverhill making a phone call. Folks here who
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have observed this ghost allege this ghost could be the soul of a person who lived here who died here in Haverhill long ago. No matter what folks express, it certainly is a frightening phantom that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
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Ghost Sightings From Haverhill
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
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