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The ghost of a guy holding a sword is known to have been perceived on one or two occasions posting an envelope at a Hampden post office.
A very large seal may sometimes be distinguished hauling a dead body over the grass in Academy Historic District at the stroke of midnight.
A space alien from planet Mars has frequently been observed at night struggling out of Cedar Swamp covered in slime.
A large bloodcurdling giant is frequently distinguished on the highest spot of Bald Mountain in the early morning hours observing the landscape.
A gargantuan mouse is known to have been made out on a few occasions gulping gasoline from a gasoline pump at a refueling station in Hampden.
A massive tapir can often be made out hovering across the Wilbraham Mountains late in the night.
The spirit of a lady with words engraved into her head has sometimes been distinguished walking a Pit Bull in the early morning hours on a dark Hampden residential street.
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phantom of a woman with a switchblade in her neck has been said to have been distinguished on a handful of occasions articulating into the night by Abbey Brook.
The ghost of a shackled up woman can every now and then be made out after midnight studying Tray Hollow in detail.
A lady hauling her head beneath her arm was witnessed at Ellis
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Dam on a dark night looking at the scenery. When the spirit was spotted it disappeared into the air. Either way, it's undeniably a creepy ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
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Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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