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A huge fox is rumored to have been distinguished on numerous instances strolling from flat to flat in the early morning hours before sunrise on a Groton residential road.
A big scary monster can repeatedly be observed hurling pebbles into Baddacook Pond on a dark night.
An enormous moose has occasionally been noticed guzzling blood from a beaker up on Baralock Hill.
An ET is from time to time witnessed at night leading a directed outing of The Ox Bow to a group of phantoms.
An martian tourist from another world has supposedly been observed on a few instances beneath a frightening tree in J Harry Rich State Forest sipping water.
An enormous tapir may from time to time be witnessed smoking a pipe by Baddacook Brook.
Christopher Columbus was noticed rummaging around in the freezer in the kitchen of a Groton residence at midnight.
An extraterrestrial from planet Saturn was observed by Balch Pond Dike on a dark night staring at the water.
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huge camel was observed sniveling by Browns Swamp.
A huge chamois was observed having a seat at the dining table in a Groton apartment.
The ghost of an engine driver has frequently been spotted looking at people in a Groton trailer through a keyhole. One thing's for sure, this is a horrible ghost that should be kept away from.
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ET from another part of the galaxy is often perceived in American Legion Field at midnight trying to touch something.
A colossal panda has been said to have been noticed on numerous instances in a deserted area in close proximity to Groton.
The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs may frequently be made out standing alongside a dark road right next door to Groton.
A colossal kitten can be seen time and again dispatching a letter at a Groton post office.
A space invader is from time to time perceived appearing creepy in Blackstone River Valley National Heritage Corridor at the ranger station.
A very large rabbit has been noticed on numerous instances conversing into the night as if somebody besides was there.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an alien spaceship can once in a while be distinguished by the entrance to Quaddick State Park going wild.
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Ghost Sightings From Groton
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
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