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An extraterrestrial voyager from deep space was observed at the stroke of midnight chasing a passing Honda on a gloomy highway outside Greenfield.
A colossal ermine has frequently been distinguished climbing a high tree in Mount Toby State Forest very late at night.
An alien from another world is often noticed picking flowers in the side yard of a house in Greenfield.
A space man has allegedly been perceived on numerous instances by a man fishing by a lake close to Greenfield.
A big scary dragon can regularly be observed resting on a stool in a mobile home in Greenfield.
The ghost of a young female soaked in blood can be noticed frequently crying in Penwood State Park at the park headquarters.
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Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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